tony

1. (Tony) (2229↑, 805↓)

when something is good. great, awesome. exceptional. cool. like tony the tiger from Frosted Flakes.

Man i just got a new car that shit is so tony.

Author: Tonythe Tiger http://tony.urbanup.com/3100630

2. (Tony) (1972↑, 1012↓)

Someone who is very attractive, a real go getter. Always has many friends that are girls. Very funny, and most commonly is a hot Italian with a huge penis.

Damn, I wish I could be like Tony.

Author: Miguele Hernandez http://tony.urbanup.com/3123416

3. (tony) (1610↑, 846↓)

a great man, a horny basterd though

"Get the duck sick, ho" said Tony

Author: Rda http://tony.urbanup.com/3037918

4. (Tony) (905↑, 325↓)

This is a noun used to describe a man with certain characteristics. These include mental and physical strength, the overwhelming desire to do the best he can in everything he does, including giving pleasure to his sexual partner, an over-sized penis and testicles, the ability to drink massive quantities of beer, and the total lack of fear in most situations.

"That guy Tony is a badass." "Tony stole my girlfriend twice\!" "I heard one time Tony kicked Chuck Norris' ass\!"

Author: tdoffing http://tony.urbanup.com/4118671

5. (Tony) (805↑, 276↓)

A handsome man with an amazing tan body and a smile you can see from a mile. He is willing to do anything and everything for the woman he loves and lets nothing come between him and his girl. He has a heart of gold and smells absolutely delicious and has the softest skin that you could touch and caress all day and night. He has his crazy moments but still manages to make a girl fall head over heels for him. His touch is unbearable and has an unbelievable large penis that is very very very satisfying in bed. He is pretty much the most awesome most lucky man in the world and i wouldn't change a damn thing about him.

tony is out of this world

Author: theoneandonlycarabear http://tony.urbanup.com/4059494

6. (Tony) (185↑, 62↓)

A "left-side" thinking process. Impatient. Understanding when it comes to women and their desires. Attracted to "natural" women. Never without an opinion, which is generally the right one. Slow to get angry, but he never forgets. He knows the location of all the buttons and how to push them. Loyal. Not prone to gossip. A confidant. Honors long time friendships and holds them dear.

"I look so good in this picture, but I don't want it circulated." "Send it to Tony"

Author: here_is_the_guy http://tony.urbanup.com/4602626

7. (Tony) (443↑, 351↓)

award for theatrical achievement

Announcer:"And the Tony goes to : Phantom of the Opera\!"

Author: zxzxander http://tony.urbanup.com/2072078

8. (Tony) (84↑, 31↓)

A man that women go insane for, literally.

The only name that has been coming out of her mouth for the last 8 months is "Tony" and she can't shut the fuck up.

Author: Tony the labotomizer http://tony.urbanup.com/4663426

9. (tony) (106↑, 72↓)

a huge ass boner

"man when i saw kerry i had a big fat tony\!"

Author: ladysemen http://tony.urbanup.com/3833109

10. (Tony) (112↑, 85↓)

The most amazing guy in the world\! The best boyfriend ever sweet and kind and pretty good.... i wouldent ever want to loose tony i love him\! love maddie

hey that guys hot back off hes my tony

Author: tonysamzingf http://tony.urbanup.com/4091745

11. (Tony) (30↑, 8↓)

The man known for being incredibly handsome easily the most handsome man of the world, has enimes not because he's a bad guy but because he's so awesome haters can't help to hate.his penis is more than a myth its more than a legend it is rumored it was once used as a sword to defeat chuck norris,but many may say this is fact women want him animals love obey and fear him this is the cure of tony

bob:you hear about that tony guy chris: yeah he's a beast

Author: the,man,the myth,the legend http://tony.urbanup.com/5425166

12. (Tony) (35↑, 14↓)

A really great guy, someone who exceeds preconceived notions about the way guys should be. Somehow always knows the right things to say and doesn't hesitate to say them.

Oh, god... Can't I meet a Tony just once??

Author: sole queen http://tony.urbanup.com/5079016

13. (tony) (233↑, 223↓)

1.)A person who is a player and tries alot and only a lil more than half succeeds. If you meet one do him on the spot or even just ask for his number especially if his last name starts with M. 2.)also can be used to describe a hot italian

1.)Hey Tony do you have any rubber cause I need to do you. 2.)Hey Lucy do you think that Italian is a Tony?

Author: Fred Liancao http://tony.urbanup.com/3022421

14. (tony) (102↑, 93↓)

Another word for cocaine. Usually used as a code word.

You guys tryin to jam some tony? Yo, is tony gonna be around tonight?

Author: chillinthamost http://tony.urbanup.com/1271962

15. (Tony) (25↑, 17↓)

Tony is probably the best friend you'll ever have. Sometimes he can be mean, but you know he's just kidding. He loves music. Tony is also very talented at the multiple instruments that he can play. Tony can keep a secret as long as you ask him to. Tony is VERY care-free and doesn't stress. Tony is a wiley little dego. Tony is very humble and will always tell you straight up. He loves the Yankees. Tony will always be there, because that'd the kind of person he is.

My best friend is Tony, and I am so happpy\!

Author: Sa Da Funk http://tony.urbanup.com/5255100

16. (Tony) (16↑, 10↓)

1. "The Antonio" 2. a name not commonly given to people from the country Laos 3. a feeling of Italian Euphoria 4. a dark skin toned male, slick back black hair, short in stature, large nose and penis, shades, who commonly uses the words, eeeeeeyyyy, fugettaboutit, and Oooooh\!\! 5. not to be confused with Steven

I took a Viagra last night and had sex for 6 hours straight\!\! My wife started screaming Oh Tony, Oh Tony\!\!\! I was like, Who the Fuck is Tony?\!

Author: The Antonio http://tony.urbanup.com/5074176

17. (Tony) (16↑, 11↓)

The coolest name evarr.

Tony, Tony, and tony has done it again.

Author: his one n only http://tony.urbanup.com/5239254

18. (Tony) (5↑, 1↓)

An amazing, thoughtful, kind guy who cares about you and knows how to cheer you up when you're down... Funny, gorgeous and the most amazing, awesome person to walk the earth.

See that hot guy, thats a Tony

Author: the mystery one http://tony.urbanup.com/6315279

19. (Tony) (6↑, 2↓)

A brick house

[Sadly i am without a good example of the word Tony. I read it in the footnotes of a Shakespeare text a long time ago]

Author: swamp_creature_grr http://tony.urbanup.com/6147625

20. (Tony) (5↑, 3↓)

A handsome latino with beautiful green eyes. He has a ton of friends " mostly women " and regardless of what others assume hes not fucking all of them. He's funny, charming, and just the right balance between nerd and bad boy... usually has an awesome cock

TONY

Author: dr. akins http://tony.urbanup.com/5950101

21. (Tony) (10↑, 8↓)

All Tony's get tits, breasts, boobs, ect. For some reason very attractive women are just drawn to him and practically throw themselves on him. No one knows how or why Tony's do, they just to. Its an unexplainable phenomenon

- Look at Tony over there\! -Wow, he gets so many [tits]\! - Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh Tony\!

Author: thecreeplivingnextdoor http://tony.urbanup.com/5834389

22. (Tony) (1↑, 0↓)

Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare. It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'. Can be used in a variety of sentences;

'You've had an absolute Tony...' 'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony\!' 'Heavens to Tony\!' 'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking... The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY\!' 'You might as well just be called Tony'

Author: Johan van der Schmut http://tony.urbanup.com/6368860

23. (Tony) (4↑, 3↓)

An awful move in tennis, where the player attempts to make a winning shot (usually an overhead smash) at the ball and instead gets a racketful of air. Is very humiliating to any tennis player and is almost guaranteed to end their career. Named after a person of the same name who pulls this shot constantly.

Dude, that one guy just pulled a Tony. I bet he'll never play tennis again.

Author: SenorKrabs http://tony.urbanup.com/5753229

24. (Tony) (0↑, 0↓)

has a big nose that looks like a chile pepper

See that tony there? Oh you mean the chile pepper?

Author: Big Chile Dog http://tony.urbanup.com/6322145

25. (Tony) (5↑, 5↓)

A big sexy balck man who loves his girl till the end...Most caring person you will ever meet....loves basketball and video games, has a big dick that pleases his girl daily,has fears of heights but thats okay bc sex with him is out of this world...a calm pleasing personality until you piss him off then back the fuck up...his body is sexy and muscular and his lips are so juicy ;) keeps his hair fresh and well takin care of

This shit is so Tony I LOVE TONY OH shit thats tony

Author: tonebabygirl18 http://tony.urbanup.com/5980778

26. (Tony) (14↑, 14↓)

Dumbfuck who treats people like shit and expects love in return. thankfully, what goes around comes around and any "tony" out there that matches this description will probably get his ass kicked and be emotionally tormented by anyone he tries to be with in his life.

Tony Alicea

Author: The ever elusive James Rollins http://tony.urbanup.com/5860341

27. (Tony) (4↑, 5↓)

Tony - To have an incident worse than a mare. The word derives from the late Prime Minister 'Tony Blair' - which rhymes with mare is therefore the appropriate word.

I'm having a mare today mate. What about you? I'm having a Tony, mate.

Author: cunego http://tony.urbanup.com/5670519

28. (Tony) (3↑, 5↓)

Toris Lover(:

[Tony] is Toris Lover\!

Author: urbandictionarydaily1 http://tony.urbanup.com/6028300

29. (Tony) (4↑, 7↓)

An adjective to describe a situation in which you have made a foolish error in speaking that even a five year old would chortle at.

"Hey guys my basement has insulin in the walls." "You mean insulation?" "Oh yeah...that." "LAWLL you just pulled a Tony.

Author: awesomesauce99999 http://tony.urbanup.com/5758123

30. (Tony) (5↑, 9↓)

Extremely gay homo that plays drums. Commonly associated with the word "Fag" and "Queer" Loves bands such as Circa-Survive, and other gay bands.

"You know that Tony guy?" "Yeah, that guy is a total fag." "I know, right?"

Author: Fucking Awesome Ass Dude http://tony.urbanup.com/6077904

31. (Tony) (1↑, 5↓)

In a business context it is a term for a useless overpaid contractor or consultant on a huge wage but has the brain of a Jack Russell that was the runt of the litter and has since been in several brain injuring accident and is on viagra. The type of person you assume would only exist as a lazy, poorly defined character in a book about stock trading in the 80's. Out of the office Tony's (collective) tend to get drunk and go to strip clubs before getting a lady of the night to hug them while they cry themselves to sleep in their hotel room.

"Tony, i was once a young ambitious Tony like you but you need to remember im the shark on this Savanna, your just a young a young Elk of a Tony" "Ha ha Tony, thats very blue sky of you but a little out the box, if you check the metric's, you'll see that im the big cheese on this merry-go-round and your just an apple core on the slide" "Well Tony........" ect ect

Author: Mr Crizqo http://tony.urbanup.com/6029982

32. (Tony) (6↑, 10↓)

The Idiot asshole thinks he knows shit about black ops and politics. He once kissed a slut and bragged about it, he also enjoys his weekends having sex with his hooter shirt. He thinks that his friends (not real friends) like him but he is so stupid that they just try to ignore him.

Not Tony 1: Hey Not Tony 2 hows it going? Not Tony 2: Good Tony: Hey guys i went 30 and 10 in free for all on Bops. I put it on my file share you should look at it. Not Tony 2: Tony shut the fuck up none of us even play Bops any more.

Author: DINOSEXISBETTERTHANYOUTHOUGHT http://tony.urbanup.com/5796394

33. (Tony) (11↑, 15↓)

Talk of New York

The Empire State building is a pretty tony.

Author: dodgerschick http://tony.urbanup.com/4969139

34. (Tony) (71↑, 75↓)

This one really fucking adorable guy who goes to my school. He's [Italian] (of course) and he has curly, dark hair and eyes that I cannot get out of my head. Damnit. Tony. Get out of my head. He's pretty much good at everything \{drama, track, grades\} so I'm pretty sure if he wasn't so fucking cute (and ridiculously ticklish) I would hate his guts. (ILU TONY\!\<3)

Effing A, Tony's not in any of my classes 'cause he's graduating early. Oh well. It's probably a good thing, now I'll be able to actually focus on school.

Author: \{boom\} http://tony.urbanup.com/3678151

35. (tony) (188↑, 192↓)

A slang term for the street drug cocaine. Derived from rapper Tony Yayo

Hey man... where's all the Tony tonite??

Author: KingOfTerrors http://tony.urbanup.com/2411489

36. (Tony) (13↑, 18↓)

The big toe.

Wow\! your tony is biggg\! A just stubbed my tony\! I'll give you a tony twister

Author: Ashaalee http://tony.urbanup.com/4931252

37. (tony) (54↑, 59↓)

slang for cocaine. used in conversation when around people are around.

"you hanging out with tony tonight?" "do you know where tony is?"

Author: velix http://tony.urbanup.com/1284137

38. (tony) (25↑, 31↓)

tony; to discipline ur boss

tony pee'd on ricky to sort the equilibrium out which was sort of unbalanced...

Author: DANZZZAAAAAAAATHEBITCHHHHHHHHH http://tony.urbanup.com/4504492

39. (Tony) (32↑, 46↓)

A man you hates Amanda. Usually a big man, who swears a lot.

Tony: I hate you Amanda.

Author: niggahwhattt http://tony.urbanup.com/4077315

40. (tony) (82↑, 96↓)

A male who opts to sit down and pee out of concern for the future cleanliness of the bathroom. Such as nights of excess drinking or half awake 2 am pisses.

"Last night I got so drunk I was worried Id miss the toilet when I pissed so I totally pulled a Tony out of respect for the owners of the bathroom."

Author: josh joshin http://tony.urbanup.com/2820542

41. (Tony) (54↑, 75↓)

A guy who is a complete ass and dumps you for absolutely no reason at all. This kind of guy is a realy asshole and you dont need a guy like this. He is a toolbox and does what his freinds tell him to do [follows crowd] he also hangs out with the wrong people and doesnt know his "rights" from "wrongs." He is a true playa and just tries to get some action. On the other hand he is thhe greatest smooth talker, and knows how to treat a girl. He sings great and knows how to make someone laugh and have a good time. Hes very outging and isnt afraid to express who he is in public. Hes the greatest kind of guy you will ever meet, just watch out \</3

gilr 1: *cries* girl 2: wats wrong? girl 1: my boyfriend girl 2: omg dude i told you get rid of him hes a tony\!\!

Author: Kaley http://tony.urbanup.com/2137955

42. (tony) (17↑, 40↓)

a dude who thinks he knows everything. He may have been a few places and eaten a few foods, but this hardly gives him license to ALWAYS have a comment, no matter how obscure the conversation topic is. He also has a tendency to be very sleazy. He consorts with a lot of females, even though they may not necessarily like HIM, but the attention he lavishes upon them.

"God, that guy is such an arrogant ass. He thinks he knows EVERYTHING, and the fucker's always got all these sleazy chicks around. Don't they know they're just using him as a back-up?" "I know, he's a total Tony. Fuck that guy."

Author: whygirl http://tony.urbanup.com/4690880

43. (Tony) (35↑, 60↓)

1.A greasy automechanic drinking a pepsi. 2.a shorter name for Anthony 3.A sexy italian man who eats pizza pies and pasta daily 4.Someone who hates mayo and cupcakes 5.A person who listens to straight edge bands excessivly 6.A heart breaking hooker 7.A guy who buys promise rings with no promises behind them. 8.A guy who smokes 9.A super neato Frito guy 10. A silly salamander ADJECTIVE: extremely sexifyingly sexy and funny

Liz: Hey what's up? Tony: I hate it when people say what's up\! Liz: oh.. sorry... Tony: I hate talking on cellphones i'm going to get brain cancer and its your fault Liz: oh... your such a tony\! Random person: Hey\!\!\! Tony\!\!\! how is the tirestore?

Author: Liz Waters http://tony.urbanup.com/2165414

44. (tony) (384↑, 410↓)

Synonym for the word “meathead.” Describes any muscular guy (or a jit who thinks he is) huge and only likes to look at his muscles in the mirror, drink protein shakes, and lift more than he can handle. Has trouble turning his thoughts into words. Found wearing sleeveless shirts or really tight ones. Carry around a gallon jug of water at the gym and have the mental capacity of a dead squirrel.

There goes that effing tony again, buying more protein powder.

Author: King Jit http://tony.urbanup.com/2244209

45. (Tony) (49↑, 77↓)

Life.

"TONY??" "LIFE DUHHHHHH"

Author: \<33333. http://tony.urbanup.com/3209650

46. (Tony) (25↑, 57↓)

One badass motha fucka usaully mexican. The Itailien "tony" is dirty wears wife beaters and smells like garlic. The mexican "tony" is well a Kickass Funny kid thats good at sports.

Tony is one hell of a badass kid

Author: badass783284723 http://tony.urbanup.com/4038664

47. (Tony) (51↑, 84↓)

A guy you only sleep with when extremely intoxicated.

Have sex with him one more time and he'll be your tony.

Author: donchawanna? http://tony.urbanup.com/3229320

48. (Tony) (16↑, 57↓)

A term used to describe a foriegn national.

Look at those tonies taking all of our jobs\! That guy over there is a dirty tony\!\!

Author: Irish Guy 1989 http://tony.urbanup.com/3678465

49. (Tony) (72↑, 122↓)

a selfish, alcoholic, drug-addict waste of space and good oxygen loser; a poster child for the use of condoms

That guy is a real Tony\!

Author: lkts http://tony.urbanup.com/3254527

50. (tony) (80↑, 140↓)

A typical male who works at Papa John's pizza, usually has a tiny dick\!

hey tony bring me some pizza, pencil dick

Author: Tony Y http://tony.urbanup.com/2842633

51. (tony) (90↑, 150↓)

generally used to describe a horses penis, particularly a very small one as a result of a birth defect or amputation.

man I got slapped in the face with a tony last night. I would hate to be a tony that guy was such a tony last night, I'm never dating him again.

Author: Master Nz http://tony.urbanup.com/2646456

52. (Tony) (43↑, 105↓)

A commonly used [Ulster] Slang name for a male who is often inaccuratly accused of having an extremely [small penis]. In reality, a Tony is someone who is unable to become erect, or get [wood] regardless of stimulation or even with [viagra], thus giving the impression that it is a permanetly small penis.

Girlfriend: Are you going to put it in yet? Tony: ...it is in. Girlfriend: Oh. Well this sucks, I'm going to go make some stir fry.

Author: sasaraiharmonia http://tony.urbanup.com/3346011

53. (Tony) (37↑, 115↓)

Someone who Daps and Dips, not named after a person, but more of a mindset of people that do that kind of thing.

Carl: Yeeee pretty much that fatbastard Corey Mastergay is a Tony Jim-bob: Yeah, that guy always Daps and Dips

Author: Sly O.D. http://tony.urbanup.com/2528948

Related: anthony, sex, gay, danza, penis, romo, fuck, sexy, toni, shit, the, yayo, bitch, coke, dick, hot, cocaine, cowboys, hawk, blow, love, montana, ass, black, italian, scarface, vagina, cool, dallas, fag, is, ncis, pussy, tiger, white, 24, anal, blair, cock, fat

Last updated: 2012.03.01